Butterball

Can I take you to the movies?

I will buy you popcorn and candy

They will make you fat and ugly

So no other boy will look your way

And you'll be mine all mine every single day

My little butterball wouldn't go anywhere (Anywhere) without her man

Take her to the beach and she's ignored

And if she weren't so goddamned pretty

She'd be mine

Can I fuck you on the red eye? (Sha-la-la-la-la-la-la)

Travelling hours with your best guy (Sha-la-la-la-la-la-la)

Your aroma'd make a horse cry

So no other boy will look your way

And you'll be mine all mine every single day

My little butterball wouldn't go anywhere (Anywhere) without her man

Take her to the beach and she's ignored

And if she weren't so goddamned pretty

She'd be mine

If I wasn't quite so boring in bed

If I made more money at my job

If I played in a cooler band than him

And if she weren't so goddamned pretty, she'd be mine

She'd be mine