Deer In the Headlights

Met a girl in the parking lot and all I did was say hello

Her pepper spray made it rather hard for me to walk her home

But I guess that's the way it goes

Tell me again, was it love at first sight

When I walked by and you caught my eye?

Didn't you know love could shine this bright?

Well, smile because you're the deer in the headlights

Met a girl with a graceful charm but when beauty met the beast he froze

Got the sense I was not her type by a black eye and bloody nose

But I guess that's the way it goes

Tell me again, was it love at first sight

When I walked by and you caught my eye?

Didn't you know love could shine this bright?

Well, smile because you're the deer in the headlights

It's suffocating to say

But the female mystique takes my breath away

So give me a smile or give me a sneer

'Cause I'm tryin' to guess here

Tell me again, was it love at first sight

When I walked by and you caught my eye?

Didn't you know love could shine this bright?

I'm sorry I ever tried, deer in the headlights

Tell me again, was it love at first sight

When I walked by and you caught my eye?

Didn't you know love could shine this bright?

If life was a game, you would never play nice

If love was a beam, you'd be blind in both eyes

Put your sunglasses on 'cause you're a deer in the headlights

You're the deer in the headlights

You're the deer in the headlights