The World Should Revolve Around Me

I take it in stride, one day at a time

If I ask no questions, I'll hear no lies

How come blessings only come in disguise?

Try that on for size as I vocalize

Ain't nothin' gonna get between me and my flow

Ain't nothin' gonna come between and my afro

My man just left me, what do you know?

Easy come, easy go

He came out of the blue and went right back into it

Had to forfeit 'cause he couldn't get with it

Called it quits and when he split

He said he didn't have time for my juvenile bullshit

I've had a lot of failed relationships

I don't get involved 'cause I'm not equipped

I believe that the world should revolve around me

I don't see the point of a partnership

It won't be long till they start to trip

Yessiree, the whole world should revolve around me

There's only one me in the galaxy

I am an endangered species

This kind of flower don't grow on Earth

Just lettin' you know, for what it's worth

This kind of knowledge can cause a depression

So I bide my time with philosophical questions

Not for nothin', but what came first

The chicken nugget or the Egg McMuffin?

I got talent and I got tits

I know I'll find another guy who wants to get with it

I'm not convinced that I'm a big fat whore

One man's pleasure is another man's chore

I've had a lot of failed relationships

I don't get involved 'cause I'm not equipped

I believe that the world should revolve around me

I don't see the point of a partnership

It won't be long till they start to trip

Yessiree, the whole world should revolve around me

I know I rock, and what I got is hot

And you know I got a lot

'Cause all that trippin', you gotta stop

Before you know it, your ass'll be dropped

I ain't concerned with my biological clock

Since I never grow old, my money's always in stocks

Keep screwin' that bitch from down the block

I don't need you around, I know I rock

I've had a lot of failed relationships

I don't get involved 'cause I'm not equipped

I believe that the world should revolve around me

I don't see the point of a partnership

It won't be long till they start to trip

Yessiree, the whole world should revolve around me

I've had a lot of failed relationships

I don't get involved 'cause I'm not equipped

I believe that the world should revolve around me

I don't see the point of a partnership

It won't be long till they start to trip

Yessiree, the whole world should revolve around me