Married To My Hack

At five in the morning she would fix my lunch put it in a paper sack

Where I'm headed I'd always appreciate it but I'd rather stay married to my hack

I move like the breeze and the birds and the bees and I'm never been known to look back

I got 15 women and all of 'em swimming but I'd rather stay married to my hack

I move 15 miles every minute I'm all smiles I'd shoot by my sister's shack

She's got some friend who waves at men and a fine little hand but I'd rather stay married to my hack

I got 12 wheel drive and an oversized hive and air cooled brakes in the back

Candy McGraff is always good for a laugh but I'd rather stay married to my hack

I got a peddle to hit and an engine that won't quit

a carborator that don't crack

Maureen and Milly, they a little silly but there's nothing that they do lack

I got loose eye'd ladies who've never seen a man just waiting around out back

Just give me a bottle and some wine to throttle because I'd rather stay married to my hack