Rose Parade

You asked me to come down and watch the parade

To march down the street like the Duracell Bunny

But we get away form the cavalcade

Throwing out candy that looks like money

To people passing by

That all seem to be going the other way

So won't you follow me down to the Rose Parade?

Tripped over a dog in a choke-chain collar

People were shouting and pushing and saying

They'd traded a smoke for a food stamp dollar

Ridiculous marching band started playing

Got me singing along

With some half hearted victory song

Won't you follow me down to the Rose Parade?

Won't you follow me down to the Rose Parade?

Won't you follow me down to the Rose Parade?

Trumpet has obviously been drinking

'Cause he's fucking up even the simplest lines

You'd say its a sight that's quite worth seeing

It's just that everyone's interest is stronger than mine

When they clean the street

I'll be the only shit that's left behind

Won't you follow me down to the Rose Parade?

Won't you follow me down to the Rose Parade?

Won't you follow me down to the Rose Parade?