Ballad of Big Nothing

Throwing candy out to the crowd

Dragging down the main

The helpless little thing with the dirty mouth

Who's always got something to say

You're sitting around at home now

Waiting for your brother to call

I saw him down in the alley

Having had enough of it all

Said, "You can do what you want to

Whenever you want to

You can do what you want to

There's no one to stop you"

All spit and spite

You're up all night and down every day

A tired man with only hours to go

Just waiting to be taken away

Getting into the back of a car

For candy from some stranger

Watching the parade with pinpoint eyes

Full of smoldering anger

You can do what you want to

Whenever you want to

You can do what you want to

There's no one to stop you

Now you can do what you want to

Whenever you want to

Do what you want to

Whenever you want to

Do what you want to

Whenever you want to

Though it doesn't mean a thing

Big nothing