A B**** I Knew

Good evening ladies and gentleman

Let's describe a certain feeling

Just as I smash in the Chevy

It's getting, it's getting, it's getting kinda heavy

As I smash in the Chevy

It's getting, it's getting, it's getting kinda heavy

As I smash in the Chevy

It's getting, it's getting, it's getting kinda heavy

It all goes back to '85

When I start getting **** every day of my life

It really didn't matter what the **** look like

I remember one night after the Sugar Ray fight

Wouldn't you believe it, Dogg like a retriever

I went up in this big, fat **** named Treva

She had a best friend with **** named Vanessa

She told me to undress her, yessir

Ain't no pressure, later that semester

She put me down with her homegirl named Tanisha

She was so vicious, lips so luscious

Suck a **** and have it shining like some dishes

Patricia, Patricia she love the way I stick her

I take her to the movies and now she eat a **** up

Big bucks, no whammies

I had to meet this white ****, her name was Tammy

She lived in the valley, she couldn't understand me

But she let me dig out a homegirl named Brandi

Now Brandi was a cute, little, thick ****

She moved to the hood from the 206

She brought some new tricks, flipping them squirrels

In the pearls and turning out the neighborhood little girls

And I seen that ****, so I peep the game

So I put her down, bottom **** on my team

And we begin making, breaking, just taking

Whatever we want, see she want with the faking

It's real in the field, no mistaking

And crack the little ****, yeah, she Jamaican

Time and time again, she would bring me ****

And let me beat it up, listening to one love

Off some jerk chicken, I got more

Now I'm **** her sister, it's getting real suspicious

But the **** is good, so they wont tell

And now they next door neighbor, Clarissa Bell

She been looking at me, I think she wanna hit

But I'ma holler back 'cause I'm on another ****

I'm on some other ****, I got a phone call

From the mother **** president, y'all

He said, Snoop Dogg, how could I **** a ****

And make her suck a **** and not get caught for the **** of it?

I told him, look here, this what you do

Make the First Lady sell a little **** for you

I think he got it 'cause he left fast

He left his daughters and lot of cash

Well, what do ya know? D O double G, major pimping out in DC

And I'm a young pimp, got a lot of growing left

And you's a young **** with a lot of ****

Always keep a **** in check, blowing us some train wreck

Yeah, I might have to go in depth

See, every little **** I met

They're standouts, you know the ones like Yvette

We **** in a car behind a bar

I shot it in her face and it went ah

My homeboy Charles

Went up in his sister behind the garage

I was menace, I was freaky, I was sick

When y'all was trying to ****, I was teaching them to suck ****

Always trying to go up in a ****

Got caught tryna **** in school, they asked me what I did it for

You know just what I told her?

I love **** and this **** is what I showed her

And now threw threw me out, now I'm at the pad

I'm at a new school, way cool

New, new script, fresh fish

Walk up in the room and I bust a new ****

I'm in some new tail, wanna holler back

But for now, let me holler back, Impala black

She's a twelfth grader in my science class

And I done seen the ****, yeah boy, I'm moving fast

See I was taught by and I was taught I

Better move on something fast if I thought I

Could claim a dame or game her brain

Or tame a mane not with the same old game

See on some different stuff I'm a different cut

It's what I say and do to make the **** give it up

Oh, you wanna brag? I wanna brag too

Now what you gon' do when they ask you?

Is you gon' tell a lie or you gon' keep it G

Or you gon' hold it all inside or you gon' tell on me?

It's all cool 'cause it was all good

It's just another day in Doggy Dogg's neighborhood

You better watch your girl 'cause if she on the loose

It's a ninety percent chance she gonna get pimp juice

Now what it do? What it is?

Now you living with that and y'all got four kids

**** will be **** as I smash in the Chevy

It's getting, it's getting, it's getting kinda heavy

**** will be **** as I smash in the Chevy

It's getting, it's getting, it's getting kinda heavy

**** will be **** as I smash in the Chevy

It's getting, it's getting, it's getting kinda heavy