Everything Is Average Nowadays

So, everything is average nowadays

Everything is average nowadays

But everyone would do it if they can

When everything is going down the pan

And everyone is following the craze

'Cause everything is average

Now you say it's getting better

Well, I don't really see the signs

You said it is too different

You thought it would be suicide

There's not much to believe in

Left up on the shelf

So get your coats, we're leaving

We'll just do something else

Oh, everything is average nowadays

Everything is average nowadays

Well, everything is of no consequence

'Cause everyone is sitting on the fence

And everything will always stay the same

'Cause everything is average

Now you said you didn't mean it

You threw away the book of rules

You thought that we should read it

I wouldn't even know how to

There's not much to believe in

Left up on the shelf

So get your coats, we're leaving

We'll just do something else

All I need is a ball and a wall

Or a sledge and a hill in heavy weather

All I need is a ball and a wall

A sledge and a hill in heavy weather

Oh oh, oh oh

Oh oh, oh oh

Oh

Not much to believe in

Left up on the shelf

So get your coats, we're leaving

We'll just do something else

Oh, everything is average nowadays

Everything is average nowadays

And everyone would do it if they can

When everything is going down the pan

And everyone is following the craze

'Cause everything is average nowadays