Body Police

It was just another day in the cruiser

Trying to keep my neighbourhood safe

From the crooks and the robbers

And the speeders around the way

So I clocked this pretty big one

My radar said she was going too fast

And then I turn my sirens on and pulled her over

I'm not surprised by the questions she asked, she said

Mr Officer, Mr Officer, tell me what have I done wrong?

I said thirty-six, twenty-eight, forty-two in a thirty mile zone

Girl, it's on, you know you gotta

Assume the position

And put your hands up where I can see

And than you spread 'em, spread 'em wide

I gotta take you in the sixty-nine precinct

Call me the body, they call me the body police

They call  me the the body police

I'm charging you with bts, see that's, being too sexy

I get a call from my dispatcher

And when I get to the scene I saw the weapons

And I'm like damn, what do I do?

Now do I really wanna call out for backup?

No, I think I'll take this one by myself

Be my approach and we got into a tussle

That's when she reached for my piece and my holster

Now she gotta

Assume the position

And put your hands up where I can see

And then you spread 'em, spread 'em wide

I gotta take you in the sixty-nine precinct

Call me the body, they call me the body police

They call me the the body police

I'm charging you with bts, see that's, being too sexy

I'm the officer of the body

I'm sworn to protect and serve

And I have probable cause

So go ahead and do a strip search, a strip search

Whoa, it's time to read you your Miranda

You have the right to this sexual propaganda

You're under my arrest, baby

Assume the position

And put your hands up where I can see

And than you spread 'em, spread 'em wide

I gotta take you in the sixty-nine precinct

Call me the body, they call me the body police

They call me the the body police

I'm charging you with bts, see that's, being too sexy

Assume the position

And put your hands up where I can see

And then you spread 'em, spread 'em wide

I gotta take you in the sixty-nine precinct

Call me the body, they call me the body police

They call me the the body police

I'm charging you with bts, see that's, being too sexy

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