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PERFORMING ARTISTS
Andrew Lloyd Webber
Andrew Lloyd Webber
Performer
Danielle Hope
Danielle Hope
Vocals
Paul Keating
Paul Keating
Vocals
Edward Baker-Duly
Edward Baker-Duly
Vocals
David Ganly
David Ganly
Vocals
Hannah Waddingham
Hannah Waddingham
Vocals
Helen Walsh
Helen Walsh
Vocals
Stephen Scott
Stephen Scott
Vocals
Matthew Scrivener
Matthew Scrivener
First Violin
Stuart Andrews
Stuart Andrews
Programming
COMPOSITION & LYRICS
Andrew Lloyd Webber
Andrew Lloyd Webber
Composer
Harold Arlen
Harold Arlen
Composer
Tim Rice
Tim Rice
Lyrics
David Cullen
David Cullen
Arranger
PRODUCTION & ENGINEERING
Andrew Lloyd Webber
Andrew Lloyd Webber
Producer
Yann McCullough
Yann McCullough
Assistant Recording Engineer
Ronan Phelan
Ronan Phelan
Assistant Recording Engineer
Nigel Wright
Nigel Wright
Producer
Robin Sellars
Robin Sellars
Recording Engineer
Paul Chandler
Paul Chandler
Engineer
Dick Beetham
Dick Beetham
Mastering Engineer

Lyrics

[Chorus]
Nobody understands me
Nobody even listens
Nobody wants to help me
Might as well talk to scarecrows, but what about Toto?
[Verse 1]
Not now, we're having a crisis
She's gonna call the sheriff
Not now, your aunt's in a state
You don't understand
Later, honey, you'll just have to wait
[Chorus]
Nobody understands me
We can't afford to lose one chick
My little dog's in danger
You take these out to the car
Should've been born a chicken
Then they'd have paid attention
[Bridge]
Poor little orphan
She's got to learn to earn her keep!
Henry!
Just saying, well, come on, well, I hope we got them in time!
Alright, help me get these into the house
[Verse 2]
Oh-ee-ah, yo-ah
Oh-ee-ah, yo-ah
Oh, help me you guys! You're stronger than me!
That was scary, I thought it was gonna fall on me
Oh-ee-ah, yo-ah
Come on, you guys, give it a shove
Hammer and ax at the ready
Shoulders and thighs, Heavens above
Gee, it looks mighty unsteady, go!
[Chorus]
Somebody has to help me
How do we know it's working? I'll show you
Somebody has to listen
Where's the oil can?
Toto's in awful trouble
Yeah, hold on, kid, this is important
She's gonna call the sheriff
Who is? Wicked Ms. Gulsh?
[Bridge]
Ms. Gulsh is taking Toto, she says she wants to kill him!
What happened this time? Her cat again?
Uh-huh!
Should we do what we did last time?
When we were watering the crops!
Turn the hose on Ms. Gulch?
Should we do that again?
I'll get you and that girl, and her little dog, too!
It's not funny, you guys! You play anymore tricks, you'll only make it worse!
[Verse 3]
Relax, she's not gonna take him
But she will!
Just wants to give you a fright
No, she means it!
You oughta know her bark's worse than her bite
[Verse 4]
Hickory, help me fix this
Hickory, you be careful
Hickory's Mr. Fix-It
Come along, Hickory
[Bridge]
Nobody even listens, come on, Toto, we're not wanted here
Aw, Dorothy! Poor little kid, I wish I knew how to help her
Yeah, I know what you mean
Hey, I fixed it!
Come on, let's get this hooked up to the barn!
Oh-ee-ah, yo-ah
Oh-ee-ah, yo-ah
Oh-ee-ah, yo-ah
[Bridge]
You're the only one who really loves me, Toto
And gosh, there must be some place where we belong
A place where we're not any trouble
Where we're safe, where we're
Oh, jiminy! What was that?
It's her! It's Ms. Gulch! Quick, hide!
[Verse 5]
That nasty little mongrel
That whiny little school girl
Repulsive little canine
It's time she learned a lesson!
[Outro]
No, Toto! Toto, come back!
I wonder if there is such a place
There must be, there must be somewhere
Written by: Andrew Lloyd Webber, Harold Arlen, Tim Rice
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