Teenage Beer Drinkin' Party

Hide all the antiques

And put all the paintings away

Now it's my turn

To heat up the RCA

Open up the fridge

And put all the food to the rear

Make a lot of room

For another couple boxes of beer

We'll have a teenage beer drinkin' party

Beer drinkin' party, beer drinkin' party

A teenage beer drinkin' party

Dancin' on the living room rug

We'll all go looking

Where nobody knows

Open all the closets

And maybe try on some clothes

We might go Hawaiian

Or maybe dress up straight

Just like daddy did

On his first date

We'll have a teenage beer drinkin' party

Beer drinkin' party, beer drinkin' party

A teenage beer drinkin' party

Dancin' on the living room rug

There's bodies on the stairs

Bodies all over the floor

Some of them are sleeping

Or just can't find the door

Hide all the antiques

Put all the paintings away

Now it's our turn

To heat up the RCA

There's neighbours above me

Neighbours way down below

But we don't care

You know we're gonna go, go, go

We'll have a teenage beer drinkin' party

Beer drinkin' party, beer drinkin' party

A teenage beer drinkin' party

Dancin' on the living room rug

We all thought the party

Was over at five

But we found daddy's stash

To keep us alive

There's neighbours above me

Neighbours way down below

But we don't care

You know we're gonna let 'er go

We'll have a teenage beer drinkin' party

Beer drinkin' party, beer drinkin' party

A teenage beer drinkin' party

Dancin' on the living room rug

A teenage beer drinkin' party

Beer drinkin' party, beer drinkin' party

A teenage beer drinkin' party

They never should have left us alone

They never should have left us alone

They never should have left us alone

They never should have left us alone