Popstar

Yeah

So your girlfriend wants to be a popstar

And beat the charts out of me

She wants to move a million units, man

Probably just to prove she can

And after a couple of hits

She'll be buyin' a new pair of mitts

I can see just where she's headin'

She's as predictable as Armageddon, uh

They don't make 'em like they used to, no, they don't

No, they don't make 'em like they used to

Don't make 'em like they used to

You shoulda just stuck with me

Your girlfriend wants to be a popstar

And live in Primrose Hill

Where she'll join the meritocracy

Get to meet all of rock's aristocracy

Be someone everyone knows

That all the designers send their new clothes

But when she starts to look like Kylie Minogue

She might even get her picture in Vogue, yeah

Baby, they don't make 'em like they used to

They don't make 'em like they used to

No, they don't make 'em like they used to, uh

You shoulda just stuck with me

Your baby wants to be a popstar

Probably just to spite me

But she thinks it's so easy to get to the top

But a girl like that, she won't know where to stop

But when her most recent therapist

Suggests that maybe she become a Buddhist

She might even consider givin' up red meat

Man, you're gonna look back to when your life was so sweet

You know, they just don't make 'em like they used to

No, they don't make 'em like they used to, baby

They just don't make 'em like they used to, yeah

You shoulda just stuck with me

Shoulda just stuck with me, baby, yeah, listen to that, uh-huh

Ooh, I needed to relax (Relax, baby)

Baby, you just don't understand

This job is so demanding

You're the one that's demanding, baby

Why can't they just leave me alone?

Ooh, I know

It's such a drag

You're breaking my heart

You're so lucky to be anonymous

Yeah, baby, I'm invisible

So lucky, is that for me? Can you put that for me?

Yeah, that's your bro, he's callin' from Detroit

The whole thing's off, baby

You put that through?

Crash

You don't wanna know what this man have to say