Glory Hole (Demo)

She took off with a lonely planet and left me with the rough guide

And a strip of pork schnitzel tearing me up inside

Excuse me sir, do you know a place a young man might rest his head?

Ja, ja, kommen Sie mit

We got plenty bed

I found myself in a leather bar

There was sweat drippin' off of my wrist

"Hey boy" Said the man to my right

"Do you need somethin' to quench your thirst?"

A brown bottle makes an appearance and he thrusts it under my nose

I woke up in a studded mask wearin' Heinrich Himmler's clothes

(He says)

Everyone's got a glory hole

Every man's got a glory hole

Can't keep a woman to save my soul

Oh, every man's got a glory hole

Gunter, the giver

Ich liebe dich

I hit the leather bar every night

But Gunter can't be found

I had to settle for a stein of beer while that cheap, cheap techno pounds

I was a boy and now I'm a man

And I've given up control

I'm sick and tired of livin' a lie

Now let the truth be told

(He says)

Everyone's got a glory hole

Every man's got a glory hole

Can't keep a woman to save my soul

Oh, every man's got a glory hole

Gunter, the giver

Ich liebe dich

Every man's got a glory hole

Every man's got a glory hole

Every man's got a glory hole

Every man's got a glory hole

Every man has a glory hole

Every man has a glory hole

Every man has a glory hole

And every man has a glory hole

Kanye West's got a glory hole

Oh, Paul McCartney's got a glory hole

Oh, Bobby Geldof's got a glory hole

Oh, Sigmund Freud had a glory hole

The Sleaford Mods, they got glory holes

The BBC has got plenty of holes

And every story's has got a glory hole

Even my daddy's got a glory hole

Oh, everyone has a glory hole

Oh, Prince George got a dirty, dirty hole

Every man's got a glory hole

Every man's got a glory hole

Every man's got a glory hole

Every man's got a glory hole

Gunter, the giver

Gunter, the giver

Gunter, the giver