Mr. Richland's Favorite Song

When he was young he sang in the band

And the fans all looked the same

And the fans he had were younger than he

And they loved to scream his name

They'd leave at the end of the third show

Go home to talk of the fun

Well, isn't it nice the parents would say

Well, isn't nice you've got someone

Someone to idolize

He must look twice his size

I think it's great, you're going through a phase

And I'm awfully glad it will all be over in a couple of days

Well, the calendar changed and the pages fell off

But the singer remained the same

And he never grew tired of singin' his song

And his fans still called his name

They'd leave at the end of the second show

Go home to talk of the fun

For most of the fans were married by then

So they had to be in by one

I'm awfully glad the husbands would say

I'm awfully glad you got someone

Someone I realize

Who used to look twice his size

I think it's great you still remember his name

And I'll bet if he knew you were there for the show

He'd be awfully glad you came

"The time has come" the Walrus said

"To speak of other things"

Like a fallen star who works in a bar

Where Yesterday is king

The fans will stay for an hour or so

They still remember his fame

"But the time has come" the Walrus said

"To call your fans by name"