Bad Habits

Well I’ve been praying in public

So everyone can see me

But I do it with an opened eye

And I told your mother I’d never love another

But I’d love for us to make her cry

So if you come back now

We can go to town

I’ll afford us some fun on charge

But first things first

We gotta make things worse

And steal us some credit cards

It’s been sixteen months since I’ve been a drunk

But I’m lonely sober too

I got some bad habits, oh bad habits

And I’m best at ‘em with you

And I am my own reason why

I do those things I do

I got some bad habits, oh bad habits

And I’m best at ‘em with you

Now I hate mnemonics

I’m a man of repetition

I believe in the rote memory

So let’s do what we did before again

I recall it so easily

Hell I know you got it in you for another ride

So bring the mortgage money, my dear

We’ll have some thousand-dollar nights

And smoke some Marlboro Lights

Cuz cancer ain’t no worse than fear

It’s been sixteen months since I’ve been a drunk

But I’m lonely sober too

I got some bad habits, oh bad habits

And I’m best at ‘em with you

And I am my own reason why

I do those things I do

I got some bad habits, oh bad habits

And I’m best at ‘em with you

Cuz it ain’t no fun to call the cops and run

If you’re doin’ it by oneself

Can we do this for life

A broken man and wife

‘Til death has come to part us in hell?

And It’s been sixteen months since I’ve been a drunk

But I’m lonely sober too

I got some bad habits, oh some bad habits

And I’m best at ‘em with you

And I am my own reason why

I do those things I do

I got some bad habits, oh some bad habits

And I’m best at ‘em with you

I got some bad habits, oh some bad habits

And I’m best at ‘em with you