Monster Jam

You say one for the trouble, two for the time

Come on, girls, let's rock that

Wham, bam, the monster jam

Get up, everybody, and do the freak to the beat

Wham, bam, the monster jam

Get up, everybody, and do the freak to the beat

You're the S to the P, the double O, N-Y

You're the one MC I'll never deny

You better watch out and I'll tell you why

'Cause I'm Angie B, I might give you a try

Now you're lookin' in my eyes and you're in a trance

And all you can think of is my sweet romance

Hey, Spoonie Gee, I'm Angie B

And I'd like to know what you got for me

Well, I'm a cherry piece, sometimes I'm a plum

Sweet as sugar, baby, come on and get some

What you've been waitin' for, my dear

That month by month, year by year

That day by day, that week by week

Now you got a chance, girl, I'm at my peak

My rap is strong, my love is long

And I'm a ding of the bell 'fore it goes dong

With my brown eyes and my cherry lips

You can't refuse my walnut hips

Everyone see me walk down the street

They know I'm the one with the foxy beat

And I can turn you on, and I can turn you off

'Cause I got control, 'cause I am the boss

I'm like an Al Capone of the microphone

If you can't go with it, then you gotta go home

Wham, bam, the monster jam

Get up, everybody, and do the freak to the beat

Wham, bam, the monster jam

Get up, everybody, and do the freak to the beat

Pound for pound, like inch for inch

She was so much girl that I dissin'

From the way you look and that nice hairdo

That must have been what attract me to you

When I ask for the lovin', you put me in line

Said, "Huh? It's too soon, you're not that kind"

Well, I can understand, Cheryl, that you want it to last

But after all you know, a long time has passed

When the time comes around, you say you're not ready

When all you gotta do is close your eyes and rock steady

Time for love, no time for hip-hopping

'Cause one I'm gone, girl, I ain't no stoppin'

So think it over, Cheryl, tell me what you gonna do

'Cause I've got lovin', all just for you

You see, "Mama dog," is what they say

I'm gonna rock Spoonie Gee in a vicious way

Well I go by the name of The Wonder Girl

I'm gonna rock Spoonie Gee all over the world

I'm a beautiful lady in and out

I was raised a city of the beautiful south

You see, I like a an with plenty of charm

And if he got some money, can't do no harm

Professional, now I pronounce

I'm  gonna rock this mic with my vicious sound

You see, I'm just what the doctor ordered

Come on and let me check out all your boys

I say some words you never heard

And I'll hum in your ear like a mockingbird

And just like the penicillin pill

I'll make you well, as if you're ill

But you're ill, can you understand

I'm like the pill they call Dristan?

Wham, bam, the monster jam

Get up, everybody, and do the freak to the beat

Wham, bam, the monster jam

Get up, everybody, and do the freak to the beat

Got a special rap to do it all

Ring-a-ding-ding, telephone call

Spoonie, you can call me any time of the day

'Cause I'll always have something say

Like, "Spoonie, what's happening?"

(You, Angie baby, I gave you the ring)

See, I got you in my arms and I'm squeezin' you tight

The warmth of my body's like dynamite

I'm a sonic listener, a mind twister

I'm Angie B, your soul sister

I'm right on time and I'm never late

So come on, Blondie, and participate

I'll walk through Hell without a sweat

And I'll swim the Atlantic Ocean without gettin' wet

I'll walk through coal without a chill

And I'll drop a can of beer without a spill

You see, I rock the part from sun to sun

When I rock the party, it is never done

But I rock the party from week to week

And I rock the party so very neat

You see, I never mess up, I'm not lazy

All the fellas in the house just go crazy

I sing 'em highs, I sing them lows

I bring all the freaks to their toes

Like Peaches and Herb, Herb and Peaches

I'm Cheryl The Pearl, the grandmaster's teachin'

Gonna tell you little story 'bout Glory Alice

It's like a alpha disco play to buy you

Do the hoochie-coochie

Go knock, knock, come on in

The party of the night has just begin

The freaks are here, no one is dead

And can I hear somebody say, "Go 'head"?

Go 'head

Go 'head

Go 'head

Go 'head

Wham, bam, the monster jam

Get up, everybody, and do the freak to the beat

Wham, bam, the monster jam

Get up, everybody, and do the freak to the beat

Just listen to what I say

We could talk about the matter in a OJ

Or talk about the matter over cup of tea

But whatever you do, conversation with me

You know, I know  a lot of dudes try to rap to you

But after all, girl, say, what can you do?

Say, "Hey, girl, look at what you got cookin'"

But that' s a old rap, so the dude's a sap

Well, I can tell it to you face, don't have to write a letter

To prove it to you, baby, I could satisfy you better

I give you some of this, but at your own risk

'Cause I'm one man that you can't resist

And then I'm so shrewd to get you in the mood

Before you know it, you'll be in the nude

And in your house, and you'll be waitin' for me

The man they call the cold-crushin' lover, MC Spoonie Gee

Freak, freak, it's so unique

For us to rock Spoonie Gee out of his seat

I said, freak, freak, it's so unique

For us to rock Spoonie Gee out of his seat

I said, rock, rock, rickity-ro-rock

Rick-rock that stereo

I said, rock, rock, rock, rock, rickity-ro-rock

Rick-rock that stereo

Freeze

Wham, bam, the monster jam

Get up, everybody, and do the freak to the beat

Wham, bam, the monster jam

Get up, everybody, and do the freak to the beat

"Blondie," is what they say

I'm sweeter than the candy called the big PayDay

Like Gloria Vanderbilt gangster jeans

I'm the one they fit so mean

Like the Charlie's Angels on the go

Now I'm the angel that you should know

Like Dolly Parton stickin' out in the front

Like Blondie makin' the fellas grunt

I said, I get more sex than I get chased, man

Hey, cold-crushin' lover, I'm twice as nice

If a change of pace is what you want

Get ready, this is a serious joint

Because my raps are always right on time

Gonna give you the chance to feel real fine

Now, if you're in the groove of the beat

Come on, Spoonie Gee, and rap to me

Say, "I will not stop" (I will not stop)

I must keep on rockin' (I must keep on rockin')

Say, "I will not stop" (I will not stop)

I must keep on rappin' (I must keep on rappin')

He's the cold-crushin' lover (He's the cold-crushin' lover)

And you know there is no other (There is no other)

He's MC Spoonie Gee (He's MC Spoonie Gee)

And ain't a man quite like he (Ain't a man quite like he)

Now say, "One for the trouble, two for the time"

Come on, girls, let's rock that

You say one for the trouble, two for the time

Come on, girls, let's rock that