New Year's Eve (2016)

It's a happy new year, I'm making guacamole

You couldn't even pick up the fucking phone and call me

I don't like my T-shirt, I don't like my blue jeans

I don't like my attitude, but it's gonna be a party

Whoa

Let's party

It's a happy new year, last year was so stupid

Most of us were drunk and somehow more of us were puking

Although I heard a rumor, something about bad shrimp

Don't know how I made it up the stairs to your aparment

Whoa

I remember it

Whoa

Climbing up to bed

Whoa

I remember it

I remember it

And that's not all that I'm forgetting

It's a new year, the last one's ending

Don't know how I ever made it out

Here's to nothing ever changing

If it were then I'd be parting ways

With all the bad habits I found

But I still hand around

I still hang around

I still hang around

I still hang around

It's a happy new year, now I'm eating the guacamole

You kissed me at midnight 'cause you thought that I looked lonely

But I don't like my outfit, I guess it's not important

'Cause I like your four track and the things you record on it

It's the time of year now to keep your close ones closest

We'll be friends forever, no, I don't care if you know it

It's a happy new year, unlike all the rest

Feels like I am changing, yeah,  and I know it's for the best

Whoa

I remember that

Whoa

Climbing up to bed

Whoa

I remember that

I remember that

And that's not all that I'm pretending

It's a new year, the last one's ending

And all the guacamole that I made browned

Here's to always ever changing

Circumstances we're arranging

Throwing all our cautions to the ground

They only weigh you down

They only weigh you down

I won't let you down

I won't let you down

Hey, did you know you can check the time

Your call reaches the other line?

Hey, did you know that I know you lied?

So board it up and don't even try

Last year is ending just in time

Ah, ah, ah

I got out alive

I got out alive

I got out alive

It's a happy new year, here I am again

Riding in my car and this time I can't pretend

That we are friends, we're not friends

Friends don't do the things we did

And the ones you've done since then

Makes me think we've never been

When is this night gonna end?

Are you lying in his bed?

All these question in my head

Hey, where's the whiskey at again?

You are discombobulated

When you show up at my door

Leaving glitter on my floor

But I don't like you anymore

No, I don't like you anymore

No, I don't like you anymore

I don't like you anymore

No, I don't like you anymore

No, I don't like you anymore

No, I don't like you anymore

I don't like you anymore

No, I don't like you anymore