Ghost Story

Welcome to the Johnny Valiant show, I'm about to blow

Independent with a hunnid thousand albums sold

Rappers used to crowd around me, funny, now they don't

No one's in my lane, my competition going adios

No magician but I disappear them in a cloud of smoke

Revving they engine up and I'm a thousand miles down the road

Whoa, you ain't ever heard of me? Fuck it, now you know

It's hard to take you serious and I ain't out of jokes

Most of the shit you rap about is unaccountable

Saying nothing, making noises with your mouth, I got ya rolled

Never seen an ounce of blow, flexing like you Al Capone

So we can see to sneak a brownie a la mode, oh

Pocket full of bread, I ain't counting sour dough

Cheating on her from above, funny how the roles

Got reversed, when it was him, they never said, look out below

Never tried to lend a hand, I was down and out and broke

With no balance in my bank account and just a couple O's

Now we feast on beef medallions while we toasting Crown and Coke

Shit is weird, where the talent go? Now it's like there's no one left

Someone said you blowing up, they trolling on the social network

I murk my flows, I choke 'em out and never broke a sweat

You knock one out the box, now watch it cause a domino effect

And I'm a monster, so these ghosts and goblins don't oppose a threat

I ain't scared of no one, seen the hater and I told him that

If you don't start shit, there won't be none

'Cause I don't really need no reason

To be the one responsible for your extinction

'Cause when it comes to competition, I don't see none

They all went ghost on me

Ain't nobody coming close to me

It's like a Goddamn ghost story

It's a Goddamn ghost story

It's a Goddamn ghost story

Go 'head and sound the horn like every boring rapper does

I wish the dude behind the booth would pull the power cord

Just quit and do some shit you're good at

Your stage show is hard for me to look at like the unibrow on Al B. Sure

The difference between our music's night and day

I'm getting busy but you shitty, like a giant pile of cow manure

So watch that mouth of yours, I never thought I'd see the day

It'd be okay to let these rappers dress like Shalamar

They wanna dance, suck a dick, fuck these kids

Knock 'em off they balance boards

Beat 'em down and settle out of court

Ugly as fuck, but these sluts pulling down they drawers

White bitches love me like an Abercrombie Outfit stores

Sick and never found the cure, sipping on the Crown I poured

Wild and rowdy, bumping Scotty, ATL, and naughty boy

Some dummy said I wasn't hungry since I made it and I'm famous

Bitch, I'm starving like the army was in Valley Forge

Was dope enough to get a deal back in 2004

I was born a killer, tried to warn 'em, better tell them boys

If you don't start shit, there won't be none

'Cause I don't really need no reason

To be the one responsible for your extinction

'Cause when it comes to competition, I don't see none

They all went ghost on me

Ain't nobody coming close to me

It's like a goddamn ghost story

It's a Goddamn ghost story

It's a Goddamn ghost story

I'm just really being honest, y'all

I'm just sick of being modest all the time, when all these artists

Talk like they the hottest and y'all let 'em get away with murder

They just rhyming words together

Ain't no substance to they monologue

They go on stage and spray the crowd with water

Rapping over 'top they vocals

To distract the fact that sounding awful, dawg

We ain't playing volleyball, I ain't going back and forth

If you diss me and it piss me off, then I might smack you for it

Run up in your studio while you were on like everything is coolio

Then jack you for your laptop and your Mac keyboard

You think I'm playing? You mistaken

Shit, you faker than the movie Taken

You ain't got no skills, you only act the part

Come and get a battle scar, thick as shit, it's caviar

You fictional like Battlestar Galactica and Avatar

I'm on another planet than these rappers, I'm on Saturn, Mars

Venus, Jesus, we the CNT and we just laugh at y'all

An open casket, I just killed a Kato track

If you feel it, play it back, really, I'm just stating facts that

If you don't start shit, there won't be none

'Cause I don't really need no reason

To be the one responsible for your extinction

'Cause when it comes to competition, I don't see none

They all went ghost on me

Ain't nobody coming close to me

It's like a Goddamn ghost story