T*****s and Beer (feat. Colt Ford)

Titties and beer, titties and beer (Titties and beer, titties and beer)

I thank God almighty for titties and beer

Now, I was sittin' round thinkin', drinkin' about things

Bitchin' about Obama and his American dream

Beer after beer and shot after shot

The more I put down the better the things got

See, life is real simple when you think about it

Men need a few things, can't live without it

It's titties and beer, yeah, we got that covered

Thank the good Lord, go and sing for Him brothers

Titties and beer, I said, titties and beer

I thank God almighty for titties and beer

Huntin' two legged deer, thank God I ain't queer

There's two things that I love and that's titties and beer

See, life can be rough when good ain't enough

Your best is break even, dame, times are tough

You still got buddies who all got your back

Love cold beer and huntin' for good tracks

Friday night chasin', Saturday keep cookin'

Sunday praise the Lord, He knows I'm still lookin'

I'm just bein' honest, makin' it real clear

God must love us, gave us titties and beer

Titties and beer, I said, titties and beer

I thank God almighty for titties and beer

Huntin' two legged deer, thank God I ain't queer

There's two things that I love and that's titties and beer

Titties and beer (Yes, titties and beer)

I said, titties and beer (He said, titties and beer)

I thank God almighty for titties and beer

(I'd like to thank the Lord myself)

Titties and beer, titties and beer (Titties and beer, titties and beer)

I thank God almighty for titties and beer (Big titties and beer)

Huntin' two legged deer (Titties and beer)

Thank God I ain't queer (Titties and beer)

There's two things that I love and that's titties and beer (Me too)

I said titties, big old titties (Titties, titties, big old titties)

Titties, titties and beer (Damn, Rodney, can I get and amen)

Why you wanna be like that right there?

Just a bring me some of those titties and beer, baby (Titties)

Tell me titties, titties and beer, woo hoo

I said, titties, titties, titties, titties and beer