Only When I'm Drunk

Yo what's up, man? Get up, man

(I can't bust, man) Get up, ****, you're buggin', man

(I'm fucked) Get up you gotta do your verse, ****

(Aight I'll try) Get up, ****

I get drunk and I stumble to the phone

And conjure up a bitch to bone when I'm alone

Oh shit, tow back, I need to take a piss

Only when I'm drunk I sing a song like this

My grandma and your grandma

Sittin' by the fire

Hold on, turn the beat off (No, keep it goin')

(J-Roll, can you make it?) I'm just not knowin'

I get drunk and start talkin' more shit

And when I got a gun in my hand you better get out

'Cause my brain just ain't what it used to be

Forget tryin' to rationalize, cover your eyes

And d-damn I'm drunk

I need a chunk, no better yet a hunk of that funk

When I get drunk I might act uncouth

But when I get drunk I always tell the truth

Yeah I'm good, I'm bad, I'm dope, I'm freaky fresh

I make hip-hop fans say yes, yes

The Liks comin' through, you know we gonna blow up

Hold up, hold up, I think I gotta

Damn, false alarm, gettin' all the ladies with my cool charm

When I get drunk I might even call my daddy a punk

Yeah, but only when I'm dr-drunk

Only when I'm drunk

Yeah, only when I'm drunk (Let me pass the forty)

Only when I'm drunk (To my ****, Tash)

Only when I'm drunk

It goes one for the chronic, two for the amnesia

It's the pimp-slap niggy with drinks in the freezer

Bust the one out, two out (Flips!)

Type of rapper that'd get you out your seat quicker than a car jacker

Slip a Colt for the fever when I'm coolin' with my people

Got hoes in East Columbus like I'm Billy Dee Winkle

'Cause I move like, I'm sooth like I'm Harry Belafonte

Lookin' for them **** that jumped my homie, Dante

All up in this bitch with the gin and Tanqueray

Drink like Mr. Wendal, smoke bud like Dr. Dre

But that's 'cause I'm old enough to do that type of shit

Goddamn I gotta piss, I pass the mic to E-Swift

Yeah, I get drunk and can't nobody whoop me

I'm trippin', must be the brew that I was sippin'

Kickin', guess I shouldn't have mixed it with the gin

'Cause when I'm layin' on my back I can feel the room spin

One too many, I reckon, feelin' I could hurl, any second

Wanna get up but can't move, feels like I'm stuck in the groove

What the fuck was I tryin' to prove?

I got a rep for downin' four-oh's

All the hoes knows them Alkaholik bros

**** call me dad I got a fifth in the trunk

Might fuck a ugly bitch but only when I'm drunk

Yeah, only when I'm drunk

Only when I'm drunk

Yeah, only when I'm drunk

Only when I'm drunk

Aight, think I'm feeling a little better

Ready to bust this, like this

And you don't miss, check it out

I get drunk and start thinkin' 'bout my friends

That passed on with every forty ounce the memory will last on

Black Man Muzzle, Mike Lee, and Suavey D

The three MCs will always live in my memories

We used to rock shows, we used to rock hoes

And drink forty-oh's, and wear the same clothes

Damn I wish we could go through it again

But I know one day we gonna do it again

And when that day comes it's gonna be live

But I ain't in no hurry so I don't drink and drive

The Alkaholiks we gets funky when we drinkin'

Just a lil' something, to pump up the thinkin'

Only when we drunk

Only when we drunk

Only when we drunk

Only when we drunk

Beer run, ante up, **** (Only when we drunk)

Ha ha, put the money in the hat

Get up

Back up

Drinkin', thinkin'

Thinkin', thinkin'

Only when I'm drunk