A Minor Apocalypse

I forgot how to whistle I forgot how to count I forgot how to breathe Is it in out in OUT? I lost my keys I lost my job I saw the end of the cosmos And it's my FAULT I broke a nail I broke a heart I broke existence Please hold while we RESTART! I am the human anathema The lack of logic Sometimes I put recyclables Into the wrong GARBAGE! The pox on your household The world ending plague The petulant twitch That you get inside your LEG Atomic desire A nuclear fire I just drank some milk That might have already EXPIRED