Howya Julia

How ya Julia? How ya Julia? How ya Julia? Did ya hear about your one? How ya Julia? How ya Julia? How ya Julia? Did ya hear about your one? Did you see your one with Gay-bo, talkin' on the Late, Late Show? She was tellin' us about the things that happened long ago How she loved the bishop, and he loved her just as well Only God knows, will he go to Heaven or to Hell? He helped the starvin' millions, and he got them food to eat And the homeless Irish immigrants are livin' on the street And when it came to singin', his repertoire was vast He swore that he'd be celibate, he slipped and broke his fast Oh, mighty, mighty, Lord almighty, off with the collar, and off with the nightie Jesus, Mary and Holy Saint Joseph, the beads are rattlin' now Now when he was up in Galway takin' in the church collection His lover must be busy writing down her recollections Like, was the poodle black or white and did the moon come out? I'll have to read this thing meself and find this matter out When you talk about his logic, oh, it's cars that come to mind Like the way he drive his Lancia to get to church on time A 24-hour, I took a job, I did one down in Tuam He wasn't such a slow coach when he got her in the room Oh, mighty, mighty, Lord almighty, off with the collar, and off with the nightie Jesus, Mary and Holy Saint Joseph, the beads are rattlin' now Oh, the blind and faithful followers are worried and distraught (ooh) And the only thing that's botherin' them is that the poor man, he got caught (ooh) Must be funny in the morning he'd be doin' the consecration After nights of long and passionate, unbridled fornication Sittin' in the chapel attendin' exposition Dreaming Kama Sutra and his favorite position Oh, mighty, mighty, Lord almighty, off with the collar, and off with the nightie Jesus, Mary and Holy Saint Joseph, the beads are rattlin' now Mighty, mighty, Lord almighty, off with the collar, and off with the nightie Jesus, Mary and Holy Saint Joseph, the beads are rattlin' now Mighty, mighty, Lord almighty, off with the collar, and off with the nightie Jesus, Mary and Holy Saint Joseph, the beads are rattlin' now How ya Julia? How ya Julia? How ya Julia? Did ya hear about your one? How ya Julia? How ya Julia? How ya Julia? Did ya hear about your one? How ya Julia? How ya Julia? How ya Julia? Did ya hear about your one? How ya Julia? (How ya Julia?), how ya Julia? (How ya Julia?) How ya Julia? Did ya hear about your one? Amen