Ain't No Johnny Cash

I like good old-fashioned country music, somethin' with a beat I like a lean, mean woman with high heels on her feet I like the crackle of a bonfire under a big ol' mountain sky I like my lines like I like my women, uh, double wide I like the Betsy Ross on her bed frame and Jesus on her dash But I could never love her 'cause I'm the Man in Black Put a bullet through that woman, yes, I hate to admit But I play country music, so I'm big and rich I lost my only lover, now there's nothin' left to lose I just sing these Folsom prison and cocaine blues That ol' ring of fire just burned me straight to ash I play country music, but I ain't no Johnny Cash Got away with possession and murder in the first Told that woman my confession, she said I was the worst She turned away and started runnin' for the door Now the neighbors heard the gunshot, now she's lyin' on the floor I hate the fact I had to do that to my wife But now I'm in this Folsom pen with 99 to life I'm cursed forever to listen that lonesome whistle of a train They found me guilty, and now it's only me to blame Lost my only lover, now there's nothin' left to lose I sing these Folsom prison and cocaine blues That ol' ring of fire just burned me straight to ash I play country music, but I ain't no Johnny Cash Father, forgive me of all my sins Wash me in the river, let my soul be cleansed Pour out Your spirit and let me get my fill Lord, please cut me down if it be Your will Amen