Donald Trump vs Kamala Harris

Epic rap Battles of History Donald Trump Vs Kamala Harris Begin I've got the best wordplays, ask my supporters I've got more diss abilities than a New York Times reporter You're a scam, your whole nomination is a hoax Your party is so pro-choice, they aborted a state's right to vote You pencil pushing pussy bows, think you can scare me with prison? Get your mugshot, then your mug shot Then come talk to me about convictions You're the radical left, you should be embarrassed The way you divide our country, I'll call you Cameltoe Harris Your inflation's got our nation clippin' coupons Wallets leaking worse than a wet lab in Wuhan I had every American's 401k thrivin' Stock markets higher than the planes full of migrants you fly in And don't even try to deny the cognitive decline you were hiding Propping up Joe like it was Weekend at Biden's I'm here to teach you what losing to a winner feels like Ask Pence: I know how to drop a Mike! I know you're not all ears, but listen up close You are JD Vance's beard level weird, you are gross (Ehh!) You've been bending American decency over a barrel Giving Lady Liberty the finger like she's E. Jean Carroll In that big creepy house with our secrets stacked in piles From documents to pedos, you spend too much time with files Having sleepovers with Laura Loomer, what's going on with ya? Can't you afford more than Temu Melania? (Hoo!) You failed in your own city: bank, ballot box and court You're Home Alone 2, you lost in New York I was there on January 6th, it wasn't fun for me Just like your bowels, I was evacuated suddenly (Aggh!) You are history's least hopeful presidential hopeful Moods swinging wildly like stock in Truth Social I'm here to build bridges from Texas to Niagara Falls She-she-she-she's even got better Walz! I hope you wrote that commie crap in red 'cause you're taking a huge loss This is ending worse for you than Afghanistan did for your boss A man handed you everything you ever did You couldn't make your own way, you couldn't even make your own kids Your mommy was absent when you were just a little baby And if she saw you now, she'd wish she were a childless cat lady And if your racist landlord daddy wasn't dead It'd kill him seeing me living rent free in your head! Well, I know how you failed the bar exam after that I guess the half of you whose job it is to rap isn't black! Oh, good one, you ketchup smelling edgelord You rock the beat softer than Stormy Daniels' headboard (Heheheh!) I can't believe I'm even in a race with this hog Hope you wear makeup in Ohio, 'cause they're eating the dogs Donald, I'm putting you away like a rapist back in Cali You should leave this battle early like the crowds at your rallies I have all the biggest rallies Yeah? Well, I've got Taylor Swift You're ugly! You are ugly! Well, you're a Marxist- Jumpin' Jesus H. Huckleberry Christ on a crutch! No one wants to fight about politics this much You! Madam red, white and pantsuit Don't let getting hired be the greatest thing you ever do And you! Sweet baby back ribs up in heaven Try not to slide democracy straight to Chapter 11 I've come here on the back of my musky antlered beast With a message for whichever one of you sucks the least This government was founded on self-evident truths So keep it of the people, by the people, for the people! Moose! WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE! EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!