Surely, you can see that you could never make her happy?
Woke up to a clouded day
All my dreams were shit, and I just can't shake the
Feeling of impending doom, and it's only noon
Guess the only thing to do is
Turn on the news, shit
Why do I always do this to myself?
Guess I'm always in the mood, yeah
To do something bad for my mental health
Every day's a great day to be a pessimist
Every day's a great day to be a pessimist
'Cause you can't be disappointing if everything's annoying
Every day's a great day to be a pessimist
Got a ticket on my car just now
And I don't know how I'ma go without
Burning everything to the ground
Break every window in this town
Guess the only thing to do is
Buy me some new shit
Why do I always do this to myself?
I'm gonna lose it
And do something bad for my mental health
Every day's a great day to be a pessimist
Every day's a great day to be a pessimist
'Cause you can't be disappointing if everything's annoying
Every day's a great day to be a pessimist
I know, you know, we know
I should probably see a therapist
But I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared
That they'll judge me 'cause I'm an idiot
Plus, it's too damn expensive and too comprehensive
I don't want an intensive on all the trauma that got me here
Don't wanna talk about my greatest fears
Just remember that, remember that
No, you can't be disappointing if everything's annoying
Every day's a great day to be a pessimist (to be a pessimist)
Na-na, na-na, na, na-na-na
Na-na, na-na, na, na-na-na
(Oh, it's a great day) na-na, na-na, na, na-na-na
(To be a pessimist, yeah) na-na, na-na, na, na-na-na
Every day's a great day to be a pessimist
