Armadillo

Well, I met an armadillo Out in Amarillo And he asked me for a light I said where ya goin' He said I don't really know And I said brother I've been there twice Then he hopped up in the shotgun Then he started rollin' one I said we gonna get along fine The armadillo with a doobie And a coldie in a koozie Had me drivin' to the county line And I know it sounds crazy But please believe me baby I swear that's where I was last night Well, I woulda pulled over Kicked him to the shoulder But I seen he had a pistol on his hip He said no turnin' back We got coppers on our ass And I'm gonna get away with this shit Well, I didn't even think to ask the armadillo Just what it was that he'd done All I could do was drive And pray that I survived 'Cause arma-damma-dillo had a gun Don't try and call my bluff Honey, you can't make this shit up (Three, four) Met an armadillo Out in Amarillo And he asked me for a light I said hey where ya goin' He said I don't really know And I said brother I've been there twice Then he hopped up in the shotgun And then he started rollin' one I said we gonna get along fine The armadillo with a doobie And a coldie in a koozie Had me drivin' to the county line And I know it sounds crazy But please believe me baby I swear that's where I was last night An armadillo with a doobie And a coldie in a koozie Had me drivin' to the county line And I know it sounds crazy But please believe me baby I swear that's where I was last night Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo