There's a new career that's all the rage
No more workin' for minimum wage
Just throw your conscience out the door
Sue until you're rich and the sue some more
Sue, sue, sue your friends
Sue your mom and dad
Everybody does it
So, you know it can't be bad
My friend invited me to dinner at his house (his house)
So I brought along a little chunk of dead mouse (dead mouse)
When he wasn't lookin' I slipped it on my plate (plate)
Screamed, "Oh, my God! Look what I just ate!"
I hope we're still friends, yeah
I hope you don't mind
But I'm gonna call my lawyer and sue you blind
Sue, sue, sue your friends
Sue your mom and dad
Everybody does it, yeah it's the latest fad
My parents are stingy, yeah they're so mean (mean)
I didn't get a Porsche for my sweet sixteen (sixteen)
My friends all tease me 'cause I don't have wheels (wheels)
My psychological wounds will never heal (never heal)
So I sued my parents in court and I won (I won)
I got every last cent in their retirement fund (retirement fund)
Sue, sue, sue your friends
Sue your mom and dad
Everybody does it so, you know it's totally rad
My lover has a dog it's a cute little poodle (poodle)
It's soft and fluffy it's name is Noodle (Noodle)
I told it to sit, roll over and beg (beg)
But then it started humping and pumping my leg (my leg)
It squirted on my pants and I needed some money (money)
So I took the opportunity to sue my honey (sue my honey)
Sue, sue, sue your friends
Sue your mom and dad
Everybody does it 'cause there's money to be had
Sue, sue, sue your friends (sue, sue, sue your friends)
Sue your mom and dad (sue your mom and dad)
Everybody does it (Everybody does it)
So, you know it can't be bad (so, you know it can't be bad)
