Bounce My Azz (Freestyle)

Ooh, Sam killed it Okay, I wake up in the morning, bounce my ass, and then, I cook some food Then, I go outside, and bounce my ass on a good looking dude I bounce my ass in public, bounce my ass up in the lunch line (huh) Even bounce my ass up in the office, when it's crunch time (yup) Bounce my ass when I get drunk, and bounce it to get sober (mmm) And you know, I'm bouncing ass when all the homies coming over (talk to 'em) Bounce my ass with all my friends, and bounce it with my enemies The other day, I bounced my ass so hard, I got an injury (whoa!) Bounce my ass too much, and sometimes, it gets me in trouble The other day, I bounced my ass so hard, I pulled a muscle (goddamn) Booty bouncing champion, and I'ma keep on grinding for it Other day, I bounced my ass so hard, I tore my spinal cord (he did) And every time they see me in the street, I'm just bouncing ass (yup) Every night, in bed, I go to sleep while I'm bouncing ass Middle of the night, I'm having dreams 'bout' me bouncing ass (yeah) Then wake up in the morning, brush my teeth, I'm still bouncing ass Bounce my ass in Red Lobster, bounce it in Culichi Town I bounce it in the library, and she told me to keep it down (keep it down) I bounce it with some hippies, we 'posed to doing yoga And I take a trip to Mexico, so I could bounce on Botas (yeah) And every day, I bounce my ass, they love to see me do it 'Til I started bouncing ass up in the family reunion My uncle saw me bounce my ass, and thought it was a joke, (ha-ha) Until my granny saw me bounce my ass, and then, she had a stroke (oh) And then, we go down to McDonald's when the homies get to smokin' (shh) Now, I'm bouncing ass on a ice cream machine that's broken (what?) Bounce my ass so hard, that they think I'm the one that broke it Homie saw me bouncing ass, while eating food, and now, he's chokin' (huh) Chicken nugget got stuck in his throat after he ate it So, I ran across the room, and bounced my ass, and tried to save him Ended up surviving, and I'm so glad that he made it So, I started bouncing ass when I told him congratulations (congrats) Bounce my ass in Cali', when I walk across the beaches And I bounce my ass in Georgia, while I eat a can of peaches Bounce it in Wisconsin, while I'm trying all of the cheeses And I bounce my ass in Utah, while they pray to Mormon Jesus (holy) Everything was going well, when I was at the function 'Til I started bouncing ass, and ended up with a concussion (ha) Bounce my ass in Applebee's, and bounce my ass in Chili's Other day, I bounced my ass so hard, that I tore my Achilles (aah) Wish I got to know is every day I'ma bounce my ass It's better if you just get out my way when I'm bouncing ass A couple people asked me, "Am I gay? 'Cause, I bounce my ass But nah, I just really like to bounce my ass As I thought