It's Closed

When I go 'the doctor's It's closed When I go 'the dentist It's closed When I go 'the shop (When I go 'the shop) I know it's never gonna stop (I know it's never gonna stop) When I get 'the Netto It's closed When I go 'the butcher It's closed When I go 'the barber It's closed When I go to church (When I go to church) It leaves me all in the lurch (It leaves me all in the lurch) When I get baptised It's closed It's a conspiracy To make feel ugly Is that the way you're seeing me? When I go to Skelmersdale It's closed When I go out on the ale It's closed When I go to town (When I go to town) I bring everybody down (I bring everybody down) When I get back home It's closed It's a conspiracy To make feel ugly Is that the way you're seeing me? It's a conspiracy To make feel ugly Is that the way you're seeing me? Marmite!