Animal Birthday Party

I'm stomping like an elephant Who's trying to be elegant I raise my trunk up in the air And smooth back all my prickly hair (I'm at an animal birthday party) I move my neck like I'm a snake Who's looking for the birthday cake I slither right across the floor As it comes through the kitchen door (I'm at an animal birthday party) Now you might say it smells a little unsavory But I'll celebrate with every animal family 'Cause I'm at an animal birthday party I'm at an animal birthday party Now I'm like a kitty cat Who's batting at my birthday hat I hunker down underneath the couch And toss around like catnip pals (I'm at an animal birthday party) I'm grabbing all the red balloons 'Cause I'm a little brown baboon I drag my knuckles on the rug Scratch my head and eat the bug (I'm at an animal birthday party) a fucking bug (Yeah) you might say it smells a little unsavory But I'll celebrate with every animal family 'Cause I'm at an animal birthday party I'm at an animal birthday party Oh my gosh, that seal just jumped into the punch bowl May, I did not bring him Look at that pile of presents I've never seen so many stuffed animals lying in a pile I don't think those are stuffed animals I'm like a bear who reaches high And waves my paw up in the sky I grab a slice of pizza pie Blow a greasy kiss goodbye (I'm at an animal birthday party) bye-bye 'Til we meet again, hasta la pizza You might say it smells a little unsavory But I'll celebrate with every animal family 'Cause I'm at an animal birthday party I'm at an animal birthday party I'm at an animal birthday party Who took the fish? Did you take the fish? Dude, the fish was my ride