Well, well, well
What the fuck is this?
A stinky little man with some doo-doo on his nips
Please Mister, take anything
I just don't wanna die!
Ahh! You son of a bitch!
You just got doo-doo right in my eye
You know that you deserved it
He stumbled back like woah!
Then I stole his gun, real quick
He said, "Oh hell naw!"
Now it's time to tell me why you broke into my house!
You were supposed to be at Olive Garden and not here right now
I said, "How did you know that?"
He said, "You don't wanna know!"
I said, "You better start talking and I'm gonna count to four!"
One!
He said "Mister wait!"
Two!
Please don't shoot me!
Three!
You better sit down
I don't wanna ruin it
Four!
He screams
Then a ring on his phone
He says "It's for you"
I look down at his phone
I can't believe it's my boo
