Axolotls Party Hard

Right, you kids, time to employ heuristics Who's this? That could be blue or leucistic (whoo) Wild, gold, or cyan, yeah, you guessed it Not a fish, not a frog, I'm a true misfit (nah, nah, nah) Hi, my name's Axel, I'm an axolotl And I came to party, so pass the bottle It's not alcoholic, nah, that's just hot sauce I pronounce "chipotle" as "chipotle" Shit's gettin' fiery, dear diary When I die (yeah), remember, I did it my way (yeah) Never dry, never anything but lively Livin' life as if every night was a Friday So allow me to posit a rhetorical question for your consideration Who likes to party? (Axolotls) We 'bout to get wet, best pack your goggles Who likes to party? (Axolotls) Leave your gaff lookin' like you had your flat remodelled Axolotls party hard, it can get naughty (whoo, whoo, whoo, yeah) Clap your hands and rock your body Or I'll smack your botty Spottin' axolotls is addictive, a little bit Lookin' like I crossed Pickle Rick with a Stickle Brick Got a lot of kids, don't know which is legitimate Strict with the discipline, kick it in, you little shit If I had hips, then I'd wiggle 'em quick Puttin' the twitch through your bits like a silicon chip Hittin' the strip club, givin' 'em the minimum tip Puttin' 'em a drink like a fish 'til I'm visibly pissed, huh So allow me to posit a rhetorical question for your consideration Who likes to party? (Axolotls) My rap sheet reads like an actual novel Who likes to party? (Axolotls) Don't do blow though, I lack the nostrils Axolotls party hard, it can get naughty (whoo, whoo, whoo, yeah) Clap your hands and rock your body Or I'll smack your botty Bloody cute, but a ruthless predator Do fish neat, don't use chips, vinegar Or anything to spoil the taste (yeah, whoo) Enjoy all the scales and oil, their tails, I bite 'em while they flail A bucket of fish is fuckin' delicious I tuck in and finish, under a minute, chuck us another again I'm bettin' you couldn't do that Man, I bet your impressed Nevertheless, it's you that is keepin' us as a pet (ha) Which colour pet'll you get? It's a fluorescent roulette (ha, ha) Because there's several sets of different visual effects (ha, ha) It's like a discotheque has just risen from the depths (ha) And your ship's all wet, so best hit the deck Aboard the dancefloor Strut, what you reckon the plank's for? Move that junk back and forth, up and down, like a band saw And keep it clappin' 'til your hands raw When I splash, I'ma smash deeper than the FNAF lore Cineaste, not gettin' critiqued by Peter Bradshaw It's in the ass, PG euphemism would be "Back door" Advertiser friendly? Or am I already blackballed? Please don't demonetize, I'm an ad whore Accept readily the divisive reductive labels That society forces on you with such relish That society comes to regret it Who likes to party? (Axolotls) More inappropriate than wheelchair ramps with cobbles Who likes to party? (Axolotls) So give us a clap like a backstreet brothel Who likes to party? (Axolotls) Plough an old bird like a pterodactyl fossil Who likes to party? (Axolotls) Look out for the blue ones, dog attacks and waffles Axolotls party hard, it can get naughty (whoo, whoo, yeah) Clap your hands and rock your body Whoo, whoo, whoo, yeah