I don't give a shit like you don't give a shit
We're a match made in heaven, it's plain to see
I don't give a shit about you
You don't give a shit about me
Nobody ever said I was a gentleman
Nobody ever said I wasn't mean
Nobody ever said that I was right in the head
Nobody ever said I fly clean
Nobody ever said I was pretty
Nobody ever said I was sweet
But some have remarked my bite is worse than my bark
Nobody ever said I was discreet
I don't give a shit like you don't give a shit
It's a match made in heaven, it's plain to see
I don't give a shit about you
You don't give a shit about me
I remember on our first date
You told me I was just the bait
For your old girlfriend as she came walkin' in
I don't think we ever even ate (no)
Nobody ever said we was compatible
Nobody ever said we's meant to be
No one ever suggested we should in any way be connected
In the biblically or the topically, listen
I don't give a shit, you don't give a shit
A match made in heaven, it's plain to see
I don't give a shit about you, uh
You don't give a shit about me
I remember that night in Nacogdoches
You tied me up and threw my keys away
I was too drunk to drive and I was glad to be alive
But I had you arrested anyway (sick)
I remember that night in Amarillo
You went upside my head with a frying pan
I was laid up for days in a hydrocodone haze
My forehead read "Made in Japan" (hey!)
I don't give a shit like you don't give a shit
We're a match made in heaven, it's plain to see
I don't give a shit about you
You don't give a shit about me (me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me)
I don't give a shit like you don't give a shit
A match made in heaven, it's plain to see (it's plain to see, baby)
I don't give a shit about you (shit you do)
I don't give a shit about me
I don't give a shit about you
You don't give a shit about me
But baby, you're the one for me
I actually do kind of like you
I do kind of like you
