White People

This song is dedicated to a certain kind of people Which just so happens to be my other favorite kind of people You know, the ones that like to, you know Hurt themselves bro? Skateboard Ollie bro, kickflip, split their lip bro? Kick me in the nuts, bro? You get what I'm saying, right? White people I get bullied in school I can't wait til I'm a cop so I can bully you White people Hey White people No no, we can't dance And I don't whoop my kids or spank their hands White people (Bad Michael, bad, who's a bad Michael? Go to your room Michael) If you poke me on my arm, I bruise easily So I only quarterback in the Football League I like to watch porn, I can fap for days And my favorite potato chips are Lays (because they're white) I take weird drugs like ecstasy Mushrooms, Crystal Meth, and LSD We put it in a pipe, or a homemade bong And watch out for the priest, he will rape your son And most of us will die trying out for Fear Factor I guess that's why they say I'm just a country-loving Deer-hunting, rabbit-eating, redneck, inbreeding, beer-drinking, small penis (Did I mention we drive a tractor?) We're red when we're mad, when we're sick, we're green Only race in the world that eats sardines White girls, flat butts, and I know that's mean But if you try to eat the booty, taste like saltines (Back far away from that anus) A white woman came to me to bash my song Until she realized I was black and then she zipped her purse? White people I get bullied in school I can't wait 'til I'm a cop so I can bully you White people Hey White people No, no, we can't dance And I don't whoop my kids or spank their hands White people (See this is probably why white kids end up shooting up schools) Hey, hey Hold up, hold up a second We can't have a white song without any country music in it Uh-umm-uh-huh, uh-umm-uh-huh-huh-huh, eyah Say we all like country music, nawh-nah, no-hum-nawh You never understand what we're saying, I'm on, nawh-nah-nawh-nah, nah-nahnah-nannah But if you ever come to Texas Come chill with me on my porch 'Cause we all got shotguns, and we all commute by horse I said we have farms, we like to mosh We like Family GUY and we like Tosh (I guess my point here is if you're white we automatically like you) so little White people I get bullied in school I can't wait 'til I'm a cop so I can bully you White people Hey White people Can't jump that high So if you tryna lose the cops, find a fence nearby White people (Unless the cop is like, you know, Larry Bird or someone then don't try) White people Since 76, being jerks making other races look like shit White people (Seriously, all of us are racist) White people I know you can't stand me But we all still evolved from a chimpanzee White people (So little), hey, hey Alright, this is probably also the most racist song I've ever written But if you laughed, you're racist too So I don't feel bad, besides, it's not racist if I'm human Get it? The human race? Ha, ha, ha, that's how white people laugh