Everything is Racist

Everything Is Racist Everything is Racist according to me Everything Is Racist In two-thousand seventeen Everything is bigger When it makes you triggered If you find if Offensive It's Micro-Agression It's gotta be censored We'll be safe from the truth From bad things we'll be Nazi Germany Everything is Racist Everything is Racist according to me Everything Is Racist In two-thousand eighteen Tres, Dos, Uno, Ehh? Have you heard the truth? I'm tryna escape it everything's bad 'Cause everything's Racist, Shirts, Go Fish Strawberry Smoothies all the Blowfish Specially Hootie Everything you say is insanely Racist Every single day the Racism's outragerous You now who needs Sensitivy Training? Every single name in the Yellow Pages Cats, dogs, felines, bitches Kool-Aid, Michael Jackson Chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken Every word is nigg*r When it makes you triggered If you find it Offensive It's Micro-Agression It's gotta be censored We'll be safe from uncomfortable things We'll be Fascist Italy Everything is racist Everything is racist according to me Everything Is racist In two-thousand nineteen Jesus Christ, Hyperlinks Birthdays at ice skating rinks Suit & tie expensive drinks You know what's racist? Kitchen sinks IPhone charger, broccoli The old guy from Monopoly Tex-Mex, a dog named Rex Any form of human sex Eggs, kegs, legs They're Racist Cars, stars & jars They're Racist God & Cod, your mom Is Racist Everything you see or think or say is Gay & Racist I pledge allegiance to the Fascist Unites States Universities To mute all the Buzzwords That make me sad one day we'll silence them all & Liberty will be flushed down the toilet Everything Is Racist Everything is Racist according to me Everything Is Racist In two-thousand twenty